101: Pilot

Rory: You're like Rooth Gordon just standing there with the tanish root. Make a noise.
Dean: Rosemary's Baby.

Dean: Are you moving?
Rory: No, just my books are.
Dean: I'm Dean.

Dean: I don't really dance much…

Rory: So do you like cake?
Dean: What?
Rory: They make really good cakes here, they're very round.
Dean: Okay, I'll remember that.
Rory: Good, make a note. You wouldn't want to forget where the round cakes are.

Dean: I've been watching you.
Rory: Watching me?
Dean: I mean not in a creepy like 'I'm watching you' sort of way. I just, I've noticed you.

105: Cinnamon's Wake

Dean: Goodbye Lorelai Gilmore.

Cashier: Is that all you want honey, a head of lettuce and the mouse trap?
Rory: That should do it.
Dean: That's a couple must need items there.

Rory: I'll just take the lettuce.
Dean: Perfect, you can use half for a salad and use the other half to clobber the mouse with.

Dean: I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.
Rory: For what?
Dean: Well I've been kind of bugging you lately. I thought, I don't know. I thought you maybe liked me, but it's obvious that you're not interested, so I just that I get it and, uh, I'm not gonna bother you anymore.
Rory: Wait! I am interested.
Dean: You are?
Rory: Yes. I gotta go.

106: Rory's Birthday Parties

Rory: You didn't have to get me anything.
Dean: Sorry that's the rules. You get older you get a gift.
Dean: Well, I bought the medallion and then I just cut some leather straps and drilled a hole and…well, do you like it?

107: Kiss and Tell

Taylor: I don't know. It doesn't really look like the Mayflower.
Dean: We can put a sign on it or something.
Taylor: I don't know.
Dean: So do you wanna go back to the Plymouth Rock idea?

Dean: You just had a desperate need for some cornstarch?

Rory: Nice apron.
Dean: Nice uniform.
Dean: Alright. Guess what's in each hand you get the soda.
Rory: Okay the whole concept of a free soda is that it's free, you don't have to work for it.
Dean: Sorry, you got to sing for your supper.
Rory: Or your soda.
Dean: Guess.

Lorelai: Nice apron.
Dean: Uh, thanks.

Babette: It was nice talkin' to ya Dean.
Dean: Yeah you too.
Morey: Stay cool kid.
Dean: I will…

Dean: How much does it suck that they used Pink Moon in a Volkswagen commercial?

Rory: I'm fine with you looking around.
Dean: Nice chicken.
Rory: Or, you know, at least I was.

Dean: Wow you can eat.
Rory: Yes I can. Oh that's bad isn't it?
Dean: No, most girls don't eat. It's good you eat.

Dean: Ohhhh, Prince Charming hunh?
Rory: It was a long time ago, and not the Cinderella one, the Sleeping Beauty one.
Dean: Because he could dance.

Lorelai: Rory is my daughter.
Dean: Ahh, here comes 'the talk.'
Lorelai: How about I talk you listen.

Lorelai: She's not going on your motorcycle.
Dean: I don't have a motorcycle.
Lorelai: She's not going on your motorcycle.
Dean: Fine she won't go on my motorcycle.

108: Love & War & Snow

Dean: Well I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Dean: Wow she brings me cookies! How can I repay her?
Rory: How about a little Charlotte Bronte
Dean: How 'bout somethin' else?

109: Rory's Dance

Rory: Well it's a very good room.
Dean: Looks historical.
Rory: I commend the person who suggested this location.

Dean: What do you think? Too tall?
Rory: Not in heels.
Dean: Good
Rory: Although the saddle shoes make it kind of difficult.
Dean: I'll just have to stoop then.
Rory: I guess so.

Dean: So this dancing this is not something I want you to get used to or comment on.
Dean: If I kiss you is a nun gonna come in and boot me out of here?
Rory: It's not a Catholic School.
Dean: So I can kiss you.
Rory: Yeah you can kiss me.

Dean: Rory's mentioned you.
Tristan: Oh yeah?
Dean: Yeah, I wouldn't get quite so excited about it.
Tristan: On why? Did she say something mean?
Dean: She said you're a jack-ass.
Tristan: Really?
Dean: Actually no, Rory doesn't used words like that, I embellished a little.

Dean: Are you seriously trying to act tough? You're wearing a tie for God's sake.
Tristan: Outside now!
Dean: I'm not fighting you. I'd be like fighting an accountant. I'll call you when I need my taxes done.

Dean: You don't want to fight me, Tristan!
Tristan: Why not?
Dean: Because I'll kill you idiot.

Dean: He has a thing for you.
Rory: No he doesn't. It's just a game to him or something.
Dean: He has a thing for you.
Rory: He does nothing but insult me and make me miserable.
Dean: He has a thing for you.

Dean: You brought a book to the dance?
Rory: Yeah.
Dean: You thought there'd be a lot of down time.

110: Forgiveness and Stuff

Dean: We sat down and we were reading this book and then we fell asleep.
Lorelai: Pick a more interesting book next time.

Dean: So am I like public enemy number one with you?
Lorelai: Number one? I don't know. Would you settle for top five cause I'm still a little hot for that crazy bomber guy who's been living in a cave for a year.

Lorelai: I don't hate you.
Dean: No?
Lorelai: No, though I did imaging twenty different ways to remove your head from your body.
Dean: Yeah? Which one looked the best?
Lorelai: Hedge clippers.
Dean: Hunh.
Lorelai: Dull ones.
Dean: Well I mean sure you wouldn't want it to go quick.

112: Double Date

Dean: Is there anything in there about me?
Rory: I don't know. Your name wouldn't happen to be Lithium would it?

Rory: It's about Todd.
Dean: What about him?
Rory: What do you think of him?
Dean: He's my friend.
Rory: I know.
Dean: So that would signify a positive impression.
Rory: Right, okay, good.
Dean: Yes. Can I kiss you know?

Rory: And I think that they would really hit it off.
Dean: You don't even know Todd.
Rory: No but you do and you like him, you said so.
Dean: I did.
Rory: Okay then, there you go.

Dean: I would really like to kiss you now.
Rory: Yeah, so would I.
Dean: Good, we agree.
Dean: So was that it?
Rory: Yeah, that was it.
Dean: Then can we…?
Rory: Kissing. Right. Let's go!

Dean: They're having fun.
Rory: How do you know?
Dean: They aren't in prison or some medieval torture chamber.

Lorelai: Say 'bye' Rory.
Rory: Bye.
Dean: I'll, uhh, call you later.
Lorelai: Uhh…
Dean: I'll call you tomorrow.
Lorelai: Yeah.

114: That Damn Donna Reed

Dean: Hello?
Lorelai: You come bearing pizza?
Dean: I'm not an idiot.

Rory: What's in the bag?
Dean: Uhh, a salad.
Rory: Salad?
Dean: Yeah, it's a quaint dish sometimes used to precede large quantities of pizza.

Dean: What if she likes making donuts and dinner for her family and keeping things nice for them an…Okay I feel very unpopular right now.
Donna Reed: You know dear the first ten years we were married I was upset when you can home for dinner.
Husband: And you're not anymore?
Donna Reed: Nope. You are no longer late for dinner, just extremely early for breakfast.
Dean: Hey, I'm not saying a word.

Dean: Carry your bird, miss?

Dean: So who's your friend?
Rory: Homework.
Dean: Really?
Rory: We will be cohabitating for the next month so I can examine it's every move. Jealous?
Dean: I'll get over it.

Rory: I was thinking maybe if the right offer came along I'd be up for some company.
Dean: I'm offering.
Rory: I'm excepting.

Dean: It's a little over the top, but the general idea of a wife cooking dinner for her husband and family, that's nice. Why is that not nice?

Rory: Well say something.
Dean: Trick-or-Treat?
Rory: What, you don't like it?
Dean: No, I do. It's uh, got a large circumference.

Dean: It's amazing. I mean I've never had anyone make dinner for me before except my mom and believe me it's not the same.

Dean: I promise I'll kick anyone's but if they come near those pearls.

Dean: As the man I will do what the man is supposed to do.
Rory: Go bowling?
Dean: Take out the trash.

Dean: Hey.
Luke: Hey.
Dean: What are you doing here?
Luke: What are you doing here?
Dean: You first.
Luke: I'm looking for a chick.
Dean: Yeah, me too.
Luke: No you're not.
Dean: Neither are you.
115: Christopher Returns

Luke: Looks like we got out number three coming to the plate guys.
Dean: I'd send your boys a little farther into the field Luke.
Luke: Why, will they have a better view of you whipping?
Dean: You know the only way I'm not hitting it is if you don't have the strength to get it over the plate.

Dean: Hey, uh, next run wins alright?
Luke: Yeah alright.

116: Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers

Dean: It's depressing.
Rory: It's beautiful.
Rory: Now I know it's big.
Dean: Very big.
Rory: And long.
Dean: Very very long.
Rory: And many of the Russian names tend to be spelled similar making it confusing.
Dean: Everyone single person's name ends with 'ski.' How is that possible?

Rory: I mean I feel really bad that I missed our two month anniversary.
Dean: That's quite alright too.
Rory: How was it?
Dean: Pretty good.
Rory: I'm glad.

Rory: Even the soda was good. I don't know how they do it but the coke here is definitely superior to the coke anywhere else.
Dean: Okay at what point during that did you start making fun of me?

Rory: Stop it.
Dean: No, you look cute.
Rory: I'm eating.
Dean: Well you eat cute.
Rory: I do not eat cute. No one eats cute. Bambi maybe, but he's a cartoon.

Dean: So after we finished here we move on to phase two of the anniversary evening.
Rory: Phase two, sounds very official. Are there space suits involved?
Dean: With matching helmets.
Rory: Impressive.

Dean: Okay, uh, did you ever see Christine?
Rory: Yes…
Dean: Well, it's nothing like that. Come on.

Dean: I'm building you a car.

Dean: I didn't want you wasting time on the bus anymore. I mean, that is very valuable time we could be arguing about you ongoing obsession with very confusing Russian authors.

Rory: I had no idea that three months was the car anniversary.
Dean: Four months you get a plane.
Rory: Boy, relationships sure have changed since I was a kid.

Rory: I'm having one of those moments right now.
Dean: What moments?
Rory: One of those moments that is so perfect and so wonderful that you almost feel sad because nothing can ever be this good again.
Dean: So, basically I'm depressing you?
Rory: Yep.
Dean: Rory?
Rory: Yeah?
Dean: I love you.

Dean: You don't get pregnant saying I love you.

117: The Breakup Part II

Luke: You're not going in there buddy.
Dean: What are you talking about?
Luke: Turn around bag boy.
Dean: Are you serious?
Luke: Do you see a smile on this face?
Dean: No, but what's different about that?
Luke: What's that supposed to mean.
Dean: It's just that you're not exactly known as the town crack up.
Dean: What the hell are you doing?
Luke: Just exercising my right not to serve.
Dean: What are you talking about? I'm not even inside yet. – Let go of me!
Luke: You first!

120: P.S. I Lo…

Mrs. Kim: Who are you? Why do you call Lane?
Dean: I uh –
Mrs. Kim: How you know Lane?
Dean: Well –
Mrs. Kim: You date her?
Dean: No.
Mrs. Kim: You try to?
Dean: No.
Mrs. Kim: Then why are you here?
Dean: I –
Mrs. Kim: Empty your pockets.
Dean: Okay, I'm going to go now.

Mrs. Kim: Who's Dean?
Dean: I'm Dean.
Mrs. Kim: How you know Dean?
Lane: We go to school together.
Mrs. Kim: You do…
Dean: Yeah, we're science partners.
Mrs. Kim: You don't talk!
Dean: Sorry.
Mrs. Kim: You sit here! You sit here! I'm going over there; when I come back over here these chairs will be in same place. No moving, you understand?
Lane: Yes Mama.
Mrs. Kim: Not you, him.
Dean: Yes, I understand.
Mrs. Kim: I see all.

Lane: She just get's uptight about boys.
Dean: I sensed something like that.
Lane: It's nothing personal.
Dean: I know. I'm sure once she gets to know me she'll –
Lane: Oh no, she'll hate you forever. It's just nothing personal.

Lane: You know you're breaking our agreement.
Dean: What agreement.
Lane: Our agreement not to talk about Rory.
Dean: We didn't have an agreement not to talk about Rory.
Lane: Oh well, it was an unspoken agreement.
Dean: Well it was really unspoken because nobody spoke it.
Lane: You know she can't go into the market.
Dean: Why not?
Lane: Because you're there.
Dean: Not on Wednesdays.
Lane: Already noted.

Lane: Do you think you and Rory will ever get back together again?
Dean: Hey, I uh, how 'bout don't we go back to the no talking about Rory agreement.

Lorelai: I just want to tell you that I think you're scum.
Dean: Gee, thanks.

Dean: You know I am sick and tired of everyone blaming this thing on me. I mean you and this whole stupid town looking at me like I'm a criminal. I say I love you and she just sits there and I'm the jerk, I'm the bad guy?

121: Love, Daisies, and Troubadours

Dean: My sister recognized you from the pictures in my box.
Rory: In what box?
Dean: The box of stuff I have of us, pictures and letters and everything from you.
Rory: You have a Rory box?

Rory: Dean!
Dean: What?
Rory: Stop.
Dean: Why?
Rory: Because I love you, you idiot.